Funny Birthday Quotes Happy Birthday Wishes Greetings

Those funny birthday quotes for best friends, happy birthday wishes, birthday greetings for daughter, husband, wife, brother, sister, etc.

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake ― Bob Hope

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Happy Birthday Dear!

Inside every older person is a younger person … wondering what the hell happened ― Cora Harvey Armstrong

Funny Birthday wishes

A birthday is just the first day of another wonderful 365-day journey around the sun. Happy Birthday and enjoy the trip!

Funny Birthday greetings

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. Happy Birthday!

There is still no cure for the common birthday

At the age of 20, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all. ― John M Eades

Funny Birthday quotes

Youre not 40, youre eighteen with 22 years experience.

Funny Birthday greetings

You know youre fifty when your doctor sends you birthday cards.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. Happy Birthday!― George Harrison

No wonder I’m unhappy – My twin forgot my birthday.

Forget about the past, you can’t change it.
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

Funny Birthday quotes

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once― E. Joseph Cossman

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.― Lucille Ball

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty― Robert Frost

Happy Birthday quotes

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine ― Frank Sinatra

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years ― Abraham Lincoln

Happy Birthday wishes

May you be gifted with life’s biggest joys and never-ending bliss. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday greetings

On this wonderful day, I wish you the best that life has to offer! Happy Birthday!

Most motivational Birthday quotes

We turn not older with years but newer every day. ― Emily Dickinson

You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt, as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear, as young as your hope, as old as your despair. ― Paul H. Duhn

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. ― Les Brown

Best Inspirational Birthday quotes

When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.― Bill Clinton

Happy Birthday quotes for daughter

Today is a very special day, and not just because it is your birthday, but because it is the day when I first saw my angel. I love you my sweet princess. Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday quotes for best friend

I wish you a lovely day, not just today because it is your birthday, but all year round. May you always wake up in the morning with a smile on your face. Happy Birthday to you.

You are an amazing friend, with a good heart. May God pour his love and warmth on you, in all walks of life. I wish you a very Happy Birthday.

I’m sure that there is no other person in this world whose heart is as beautiful as yours. After all, I know you so damn well. Happy Birthday, buddy. I wish you live a thousand years.

Happy Birthday quotes for wife

Happy Birthday my dearest and sweetest, not a day goes by when I do not think of you and how empty my life would be if you were not here

Happy Birthday quotes for husband

Happy Birthday to the best husband in the world. I feel so blessed to have found true love in your arms. I feel so proud to call you my husband. May you be blessed with all that you have ever dreamt of.

We fight, we make up, we share secrets over a coffee cup. Sometimes you’re my friend, sometimes a guide, you are the person in whom I take pride. Happy Birthday Dear

Happy Birthday quotes for girlfriend / wife

My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you forever. Hppy Birthday Sweet heart

Falling in love with you was easy. Staying in love with you is easier. Enjoying on your ‘Happy birthday’ was the easiest. I can’t wait to wish you many more.

Happy Birthday quotes for mother

May you be gifted with life’s biggest joys and never-ending bliss. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best. Happy Birthday Mom

Happy Birthday quotes for sister

My dearest sister, wish you a very warm and happy birthday. You are not only the sweetest sister but also a true friend. I feel blessed to have a sister like you. May you achieve and get, all you ever wish for.

You have the sweetest and the cutest smile I have ever seen. I wish to always see you with that smiling face, which brightens up our day. I love you, my sister and I wish you a very happy and warm birthday. May you achieve big things in life. God bless you.

You are my luck, my support and my best friend. You have always been there whenever, I was in need. I can never thank you enough for the joyous times that we shared. On your special day, I wish you an awesome birthday and a great life ahead. May you always be happy in life. I love you, my sweet sister.

Happy Birthday quotes for brother

You gave, shared and snatched. You made me smile, cry and fight. But you never ceased to love, care and bother. I will always love you for this, my dear brother. May God bless you with all you desire. Wishing you a great and rocking Birthday.